ELON MUSK AND ADAM SILVER'S PLAN FOR A 2041 NBA ALL STAR ON MARS

The commissioner of NBA, Adam Silver, and the CEO of SpaceX, Elon Musk, are planning to celebrate an NBA All Star on the Red Planet, probably in 2041.

Adam Silver: "If previously we got an expansion of the NBA in Europe, with its own division, it would be possible that a representation of USA, like the Chicago Bulls (of course in their red jerseys), and the best team in Europe, for example Real Madrid (in their classic white jerseys) could confront in the NBA Global Games Mars 2041. We want expand basketball in the Universe and thanks to a visionary like Elon Musk we can get it. We are deeply moved. Its an honor for us to count on the Leonardo Da Vinci of our time. Barack's Obama children, David Beckam's and Will Smith's have already make their reservation to witness the proverbial match."

Elon Musk: "I would like to say that gravity on Mars it is approximately an 1/3 of the one on the Earth. So you can jump 3 times higher than on the surface of the Earth. Russel Westbrook could be actually a representative of Mars in the Earth, he jumps so high. And his face is also very peculiar like the one of a Martian. You can laugh at me when I say that the All Star will be celebrated on Mars in 2041 but I really work for humankind to be an interplanetary species and Adam Silver want to expand NBA, so he and me have got an agreement where both visions get together. However, according to my ASS rules, I have told Adam Silver that I will forbid to use the acronyms NBA. National Basketball Association must be used instead, because newcomers could not understand what NBA means."

Note: ASS is for Acronyms Seriously Suck.