ELON MUSK'S ASS RULES AND WHY HE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO SPEAK TO MODELS

Sometimes I get bored of writing only about basketball, so I write about whatever topic passes through my mind.

Elon Musk's ASS rule at SpaceX

If you have read the heading of this post, maybe you are thinking it is about something that has no relationship with Elon Musk's work, but it does. ASS stands for “Acronyms Seriously Suck”. It has to do with this technological businessman's repulsion towards the indiscriminate use of acronyms at SpaceX. He thinks that the made-up acronyms were complicating communication inside SpaceX because the staff were using more and more of them.

As the number of employees increases, it becomes difficult for newcomers to understand what the others are talking about. So Musk has decided that any new acronyms must be approved by him before inclusion in the company's glossary. For example, you can use MVac instead of Merlin 1C-Vacuum because it has been approved by Musk, but not others like VTS-3 (for Vertical Test Stand 3). You must use Tripod because it has only two syllables compared with VTS-3, which has four.

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Models, actresses and Cristina Piaget

On the other hand, another peculiarity that I have realized is that he doesn't know how to speak to models because apparently they have nothing to converse about with him. But he knows how to speak to actresses like Talulah Riley, his most recent ex-wife. So now that he is searching for a girlfriend, I would recommend that he talk to the Spanish model and actress Cristina Piaget. I know neither whether she needs more than five or ten hours a week for her fulfillment (Elon Musk is a hard worker and does not have a lot of time at his disposal), nor whether she is single now or not, so I cannot tell Elon right now.

For another humorous proposal for Musk, read my reasons why the European Tesla Gigafactory should be built in Vigo. For another personal approach to communicating an idea to him, read my post about an email to Elon Musk and the Cybertruck.